Don't laugh my rat trap home is paid for...
...which is alot more than most of those sub prime sub urban ticky tacky McMansions dwellers can claim.
Since my property would be worth more without the old wooden house of clutter I call home I don't even have to pay for home owners insurance which I can't afford without a credit history anyways.
This old mess cost me less than a years rent for a one bedroom apartment. Even in the worst case scenario I won't loose money except by over rennovating the place.
Why dontcha move to G-ville and get smart about low life living?